why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
I prefer not to see or be seen by straight people but I guess there's no helping that.
You can call me CeCe <3
Kush entirely too fucking loud
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
That chart is actually very upsetting.
I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.
Gdi Poupon ilu (and other sordid affectionate initialisms)
*immediately edits out-of-office message*
keeping it real, Kildare style
Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK
wham bam thankyou ma’am.
#every villain’s demise ever
i really hate the attitude a lot of men have about how women are so different and mysterious and hard to understand, as if women are some kind of foreign species and not fellow human beings and then complain about women being unapproachable and ‘prude’
you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach
"you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach”
I’ve never heard wiser words.
things that need more lesbians in them
- tv shows